Phoebe, 22, English, twitter.

I am passionate about TV and carbohydrates.


shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher



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not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

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do you ever get mad just because


The best part of this DVD

Sarah (Maslany) is in a desperate race to find her missing daughter, but her scorched earth tactics spark a war with Rachel (Maslany), dividing and imperiling all the clones (Maslany, Maslany, Maslany).

This Wednesday, one woman will teach another woman to sound a little less retarded.

This Wednesday, one woman will teach another woman to sound a little less retarded.

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Elisabeth Moss photographed by Matthew Welch

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We wanted the audience to think that this was Cosima’s last dance and we purposefully wanted to play with the audiences emotions in that scene.

— John Fawcett, co-creator/director of Orphan Black


7/26/14 - Sarah Paulson at Entertainment Weekly’s Annual Comic-Con Celebration Party in San Diego.


"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

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I didn’t want to fall for you, I wasn’t supposed to.

just your nightly dose of fetus cophine.


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


We’re slayers, girlfriend, the Chosen Two.


takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

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